Liberal Media Confronts Army General Over Trainig Practices...

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Liberal Media Confronts Army General Over Training Practices…

Note this is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your post?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers!

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one ... are you?

[Jen Doe]

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Where do you come up with all of these jokes and one-liners? I love it! Thanks for making me smile - keep 'em coming!

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Originally Posted by Jen Doe

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Where do you come up with all of these jokes and one-liners? I love it! Thanks for making me smile - keep 'em coming!

I was a professional salesman (that means I earned a living by selling on commission only) before the car accident. After the car accident just trying to regain and build a new personality and life. I have friends, family members that send me bit of humor and I visit sites that also offer humor and positive outlooks.

Glad you like the humor Jen Doe, nice to know that someone enjoys the humor and as the song said, take a load off me. It take more facial muscle to be grumpy and stern looking than it does to smile.

Besides one has to be positive and enjoy humor, when you show a picture of the destory car you had the accident with when they ask. "Why arn't you dead!" That the usual reply when I show the picture of the car. It make it a lot easire to explain about living through a catastrophic car accident.